Guest blogger

All of us have seen someone walking down the street in completely repulsive clothing and secretly gone "oh heckkk no!" in our head. But nobody truly has the guts to say it; until now.
First off, it's in your best interest to know that plastic shoes with hundreds of holes in them don't look like an inventive pair of sandals, they look like an indecisive shoe going through a mid-life crisis that can't choose between clogs and rubber rain boots. Give those things you call 'Crocs' back to your dog---he misses his chew toy.
Another thing that truly drives us bonkers is that forest of facial fungus that exists on your upper lip. We all know that you have this crazy idea that being a teenager with a mustache will show off your manliness, but in reality, they’re repulsive. Any chance you had of impressing a girl vanished when she saw the jungle on your mouth. So for heaven’s sake, shave the ferret off your face and get back to reality. You're a teenager---not a member of ZZ top.
While we're being honest here, we feel it is important to bring up a controversial fashion subject; the romper. Ladies, we're not three years old any more, it’s time to get rid of the one-sies. Also, if all Miller students bought some ankle socks and pants that exceed the top of your shoes, the world would be a much better place. Just throwing it out there.